1 00:00:10,240 --> 00:00:12,640 [ Clock ticking loudly ] 2 00:00:15,480 --> 00:00:18,119 Oh, I don't know. 3 00:00:18,120 --> 00:00:22,439 {\an8}? 4 00:00:22,440 --> 00:00:26,199 Well, hurry up, or I'll join the fun group over there. 5 00:00:26,200 --> 00:00:49,359 {\an8}? 6 00:00:49,360 --> 00:00:51,759 Incroyable! 7 00:00:51,760 --> 00:00:53,679 Sister Laurence. Whatever's the matter? 8 00:00:53,680 --> 00:00:55,959 There was no meat delivery. 9 00:00:55,960 --> 00:00:58,599 To feed you this weekend, I have only this dog food. 10 00:00:58,600 --> 00:01:01,119 Corned beef? Ugh. 11 00:01:01,120 --> 00:01:03,799 Sr Laurence: The Reverend Mother, she is torturing me. 12 00:01:03,800 --> 00:01:06,639 I cancelled the delivery because you won't be cooking 13 00:01:06,640 --> 00:01:09,239 here this weekend, Sister Laurence. 14 00:01:09,240 --> 00:01:11,079 Why not? 15 00:01:11,080 --> 00:01:15,279 Because I'm taking you all away, on a trip. 16 00:01:15,280 --> 00:01:17,359 - A trip, Reverend Mother? - Yes. 17 00:01:17,360 --> 00:01:19,439 I haven't decided where yet. 18 00:01:19,440 --> 00:01:23,680 But it will be a lot more fun than this, I promise you. 19 00:01:25,080 --> 00:01:26,759 How exciting! 20 00:01:26,760 --> 00:01:28,519 She must have had some good news. 21 00:01:28,520 --> 00:01:30,599 Or drunk some very good wine. 22 00:01:30,600 --> 00:01:31,679 [ Laughter ] 23 00:01:31,680 --> 00:01:33,199 It is rather odd, isn't it? 24 00:01:33,200 --> 00:01:35,439 If the Reverend Mother wants to take us 25 00:01:35,440 --> 00:01:38,719 for a weekend away from this place, we ain't gonna stop her! 26 00:01:38,720 --> 00:01:40,999 [ Laughter ] 27 00:01:41,000 --> 00:01:42,159 Hm. 28 00:01:42,160 --> 00:01:44,239 {\an8}[ Theme music plays ] 29 00:01:44,240 --> 00:01:46,359 {\an8}? 30 00:01:46,360 --> 00:01:49,159 {\an8}[ Woman vocalising ] 31 00:01:49,160 --> 00:02:10,479 {\an8}? 32 00:02:10,480 --> 00:02:13,239 {\an8}Sisters: ? He's got the whole world in his hands ? 33 00:02:13,240 --> 00:02:19,359 {\an8}? He's got the whole world in his hands ? 34 00:02:19,360 --> 00:02:22,199 ? He's got the whole world in his hands ? 35 00:02:22,200 --> 00:02:24,759 [ Upbeat music plays ] 36 00:02:24,760 --> 00:02:28,479 {\an8}? 37 00:02:28,480 --> 00:02:31,600 [ Giggles ] Oh! It's somethin' else, innit? 38 00:02:33,880 --> 00:02:37,319 There are stunning views, hillside walks, 39 00:02:37,320 --> 00:02:40,320 and, most importantly, a chapel. 40 00:02:41,360 --> 00:02:43,679 Most importantly, a swimming pool. 41 00:02:43,680 --> 00:02:59,519 {\an8}? 42 00:02:59,520 --> 00:03:03,079 I can't believe you know the owner, Sister. 43 00:03:03,080 --> 00:03:06,279 Baz has certainly gone up in the world since I worked for him. 44 00:03:06,280 --> 00:03:08,399 Thank the Lord this place was available. 45 00:03:08,400 --> 00:03:11,159 We shall indeed give a prayer of thanks. 46 00:03:11,160 --> 00:03:14,679 But in the meanwhile, a little explore. 47 00:03:14,680 --> 00:03:17,599 - Follow me, Sisters. - What about the luggage? 48 00:03:17,600 --> 00:03:19,279 RM Adrian: Oh, it's completely safe. 49 00:03:19,280 --> 00:03:21,879 We have the place entirely to ourselves. 50 00:03:21,880 --> 00:03:23,799 She's being so nice. 51 00:03:23,800 --> 00:03:26,199 Yes. I hope she's not ill. 52 00:03:26,200 --> 00:03:28,679 I'm more worried about what she's got in that thing. 53 00:03:28,680 --> 00:03:31,279 RM Adrian: Just look around you, Sisters! 54 00:03:31,280 --> 00:03:34,279 Sr Laurence: Oh, la vache! 55 00:03:34,280 --> 00:03:38,599 Courgette, aubergine, butternut squash. 56 00:03:38,600 --> 00:03:40,879 I knew you'd like it, Sister. 57 00:03:40,880 --> 00:03:42,999 You make whatever you like tonight. 58 00:03:43,000 --> 00:03:45,640 As long as it's not too spicy. 59 00:03:47,080 --> 00:03:50,319 So, is there a plan for the weekend, Reverend Mother? 60 00:03:50,320 --> 00:03:53,359 Just two days of good, wholesome fun. 61 00:03:53,360 --> 00:04:00,879 {\an8}? 62 00:04:00,880 --> 00:04:02,439 [ Gasping ] 63 00:04:02,440 --> 00:04:04,559 [ Laughter ] 64 00:04:04,560 --> 00:04:10,439 {\an8}? 65 00:04:10,440 --> 00:04:12,479 Can we help you? 66 00:04:12,480 --> 00:04:14,599 We booked this place through Baz? 67 00:04:14,600 --> 00:04:16,680 So did we. 68 00:04:19,880 --> 00:04:22,760 Charity, is that you? 69 00:04:23,560 --> 00:04:25,799 Bridie? 70 00:04:25,800 --> 00:04:29,919 I don't believe it. 71 00:04:29,920 --> 00:04:30,919 [ Laughter ] 72 00:04:30,920 --> 00:04:33,000 [ Laughs ] 73 00:04:36,160 --> 00:04:39,039 So you worked with Charity in Soho? 74 00:04:39,040 --> 00:04:44,839 Yeah, at Baz's Gentleman's Club, [chuckles] 20 years ago. 75 00:04:44,840 --> 00:04:46,279 I was a bookkeeper. 76 00:04:46,280 --> 00:04:50,679 - Bridie and me had so much fun. - We did. 77 00:04:50,680 --> 00:04:53,559 Then she turned into Little Miss Goodie Two Shoes. 78 00:04:53,560 --> 00:04:56,679 Were you a bookkeeper as well, Miss Charity? 79 00:04:56,680 --> 00:05:00,039 Uh, no, darling. I was into... 80 00:05:00,040 --> 00:05:03,199 - customer relations. - Man: Ooh! 81 00:05:03,200 --> 00:05:06,359 Your friend Vivian has a very lovely tan, 82 00:05:06,360 --> 00:05:09,519 especially given this recent inclement weather. 83 00:05:09,520 --> 00:05:13,079 It's not real! It's fake. It comes from this. 84 00:05:13,080 --> 00:05:15,519 Miles invented his own fake tan. 85 00:05:15,520 --> 00:05:17,919 It's better for your skin, and it never peels. 86 00:05:17,920 --> 00:05:21,360 Mm. He's such a clever boy. Yeah. 87 00:05:22,320 --> 00:05:24,199 [ Loud bang ] 88 00:05:24,200 --> 00:05:27,679 [ Sarcastically ] Fantastic! 89 00:05:27,680 --> 00:05:29,999 Baz has double-booked. 90 00:05:30,000 --> 00:05:31,679 And he's leaving us to sort it out. 91 00:05:31,680 --> 00:05:33,719 - Well, we're not going anywhere. - No, we can't. 92 00:05:33,720 --> 00:05:35,439 It's Charity's birthday tomorrow. 93 00:05:35,440 --> 00:05:37,999 Great. There goes our weekend. 94 00:05:38,000 --> 00:05:41,839 Just a moment. We also have plans. 95 00:05:41,840 --> 00:05:44,239 I'm sure this house is big enough for all of us. 96 00:05:44,240 --> 00:05:48,199 What fun! In that case, you must all come to my party tomorrow. 97 00:05:48,200 --> 00:05:50,319 We're having it on the roof. 98 00:05:50,320 --> 00:05:53,679 Oh, that's, um, that's very kind of you. 99 00:05:53,680 --> 00:05:55,039 Right, Sisters. 100 00:05:55,040 --> 00:05:57,879 Let's go to our first activity. 101 00:05:57,880 --> 00:06:01,240 On the lawn! Bring sensible shoes. 102 00:06:05,200 --> 00:06:07,560 She looks pretty healthy to me, Sister. 103 00:06:08,080 --> 00:06:10,759 Ah! 104 00:06:10,760 --> 00:06:13,159 Now, Sisters... [panting] 105 00:06:13,160 --> 00:06:17,319 everyone knows how Sister Anthony enjoys her sport. 106 00:06:17,320 --> 00:06:21,519 But I thought it would be fun if we all had a go. 107 00:06:21,520 --> 00:06:24,279 - Ah! - [ Sisters exclaiming ] 108 00:06:24,280 --> 00:06:28,719 {\an8}? 109 00:06:28,720 --> 00:06:31,000 [ Laughter ] 110 00:06:33,560 --> 00:06:35,479 Your turn, Sister! 111 00:06:35,480 --> 00:06:37,560 [ Laughter ] 112 00:06:39,160 --> 00:06:41,319 [ All exclaiming ] 113 00:06:41,320 --> 00:06:43,039 To be honest, that is the best bit 114 00:06:43,040 --> 00:06:44,759 of ratatouille I've ever had. 115 00:06:44,760 --> 00:06:46,639 Well, with this garden, 116 00:06:46,640 --> 00:06:49,399 I could finally make it like I do en France. 117 00:06:49,400 --> 00:06:51,519 A round of applause for Sister Laurence. 118 00:06:51,520 --> 00:06:53,839 Oh, merci! 119 00:06:53,840 --> 00:06:55,279 Sisters! 120 00:06:55,280 --> 00:06:59,000 Let us express our gratitude for today. 121 00:07:00,080 --> 00:07:03,999 Dear Lord, we thank you, Almighty God, that- 122 00:07:04,000 --> 00:07:06,800 We're playing charades. Come and join us. 123 00:07:10,480 --> 00:07:12,519 Oh, could we, Reverend Mother? 124 00:07:12,520 --> 00:07:14,600 We have wine. 125 00:07:17,440 --> 00:07:20,040 To be fair, it does sound fun. [ Chuckles ] 126 00:07:21,431 --> 00:07:23,519 [ Laughter ] 127 00:07:23,520 --> 00:07:26,119 Three words. Book. Uh... 128 00:07:26,120 --> 00:07:28,119 - I'll bet it's something rude. - Do give us a hint. 129 00:07:28,120 --> 00:07:30,559 - "Hard Times"? - [ Both laugh ] 130 00:07:30,560 --> 00:07:32,399 No. 131 00:07:32,400 --> 00:07:33,599 Miles: "Hard Times." 132 00:07:33,600 --> 00:07:36,239 Is Mr. Saatvik your boyfriend? 133 00:07:36,240 --> 00:07:38,679 Oh, no, darling. I'm happily married. 134 00:07:38,680 --> 00:07:41,039 Saatvik's just one of my lovers. 135 00:07:41,040 --> 00:07:43,839 Miles: Little tiny- Little- We mustn't make fun. 136 00:07:43,840 --> 00:07:45,999 You should have seen what she got up to. 137 00:07:46,000 --> 00:07:48,559 You know, before she saw the light. 138 00:07:48,560 --> 00:07:51,359 I think I need to get some water. 139 00:07:51,360 --> 00:07:53,639 Miles: Grooming herself. [ Laughs ] 140 00:07:53,640 --> 00:07:55,479 - Charity. - Yes? 141 00:07:55,480 --> 00:07:59,759 Please, don't say anything about... you know. 142 00:07:59,760 --> 00:08:03,199 - Even as a joke. - Why? 143 00:08:03,200 --> 00:08:05,679 Will it get you into trouble with your teacher? 144 00:08:05,680 --> 00:08:09,079 - "Lady Chatterley's Lover"? - [ Vivian and Miles laugh ] 145 00:08:09,080 --> 00:08:11,319 [ Mutters ] Oh! 146 00:08:11,320 --> 00:08:12,639 "Pride and Prejudice"? 147 00:08:12,640 --> 00:08:14,599 Vivian: Oh! 148 00:08:14,600 --> 00:08:17,239 - Thank goodness for that. - I'll go next. 149 00:08:17,240 --> 00:08:22,039 Um, I-I must say that I am impressed with your fake tan. 150 00:08:22,040 --> 00:08:23,759 I expect you'll make a fortune. 151 00:08:23,760 --> 00:08:25,199 - I won't, Sister. - Charity: Hey! 152 00:08:25,200 --> 00:08:26,479 - Someone might, though. - Sister: One word. 153 00:08:26,480 --> 00:08:28,719 Ooh, uh... dodgy? 154 00:08:28,720 --> 00:08:32,199 Uh, shady? Bent? 155 00:08:32,200 --> 00:08:33,799 Seriously, shut your trap, will you?! 156 00:08:33,800 --> 00:08:36,279 Ooh, Bridie. 157 00:08:36,280 --> 00:08:39,319 Did we give up humour as well as sex? 158 00:08:39,320 --> 00:08:41,480 It's Sister Reginald. 159 00:08:43,200 --> 00:08:45,919 Vivian: Reverend Mother. [ Laughs ] 160 00:08:45,920 --> 00:08:50,599 Can I interest you in a... Bloody Mary? 161 00:08:50,600 --> 00:08:52,719 [ Vivian and Miles laugh ] 162 00:08:52,720 --> 00:08:53,959 Uh, Sisters? 163 00:08:53,960 --> 00:08:55,959 Um, it's time for bed. 164 00:08:55,960 --> 00:08:58,599 - Vivian: Oh! Oh! - Miles: No! 165 00:08:58,600 --> 00:09:00,239 - Boo! - Vivian: No! 166 00:09:00,240 --> 00:09:02,199 We were just having a bit of fun. 167 00:09:02,200 --> 00:09:04,079 Vivian: Two Bloody Marys! 168 00:09:04,080 --> 00:09:05,599 Miles: Two Bloody Marys now. 169 00:09:05,600 --> 00:09:11,959 {\an8}? 170 00:09:11,960 --> 00:09:14,280 [ Humming ] 171 00:09:16,520 --> 00:09:20,159 Ooh, morning, girls. We late for prayers? 172 00:09:20,160 --> 00:09:22,240 - Yes. - Yes. 173 00:09:25,120 --> 00:09:28,680 Do you think they wear clothes in the winter? 174 00:09:30,200 --> 00:09:32,680 Oh! Oh, my God! 175 00:09:35,080 --> 00:09:36,919 Uh... 176 00:09:36,920 --> 00:09:40,199 Oh, God! Um... 177 00:09:40,200 --> 00:09:41,879 Uh, she's not breathing. 178 00:09:41,880 --> 00:09:50,119 {\an8}? 179 00:09:50,120 --> 00:09:51,999 I'm afraid she's dead. 180 00:09:52,000 --> 00:09:57,679 {\an8}? 181 00:09:57,680 --> 00:09:59,800 [ Camera shutter clicking ] 182 00:10:01,491 --> 00:10:05,439 Thank you for bringing in my kit, Peggy. 183 00:10:05,440 --> 00:10:07,439 Don't mention it. 184 00:10:07,440 --> 00:10:10,199 Your fellow, uh, guests are... interesting. 185 00:10:10,200 --> 00:10:13,079 That's one word for them. 186 00:10:13,080 --> 00:10:14,839 What are we looking at? 187 00:10:14,840 --> 00:10:17,439 Well, no sign of physical injury, 188 00:10:17,440 --> 00:10:20,600 apart from this scratch. 189 00:10:22,520 --> 00:10:25,639 The deceased's husband is a Russell Gray. 190 00:10:25,640 --> 00:10:27,599 He's been in Sardinia the past week. 191 00:10:27,600 --> 00:10:30,680 The Italian police are locating him to give him the news. 192 00:10:31,760 --> 00:10:35,039 - [ Sniffs ] Mm. - What is it, Sister? 193 00:10:35,040 --> 00:10:38,199 An alcoholic beverage with notes of... 194 00:10:38,200 --> 00:10:39,759 horseradish. 195 00:10:39,760 --> 00:10:42,239 Horseradish? Not your usual tipple. 196 00:10:42,240 --> 00:10:45,519 Wait. Sister, do you think it might be poisoned? 197 00:10:45,520 --> 00:10:48,799 - Quite possibly. - Right. 198 00:10:48,800 --> 00:10:50,839 Gas chromatography will tell us what it is. 199 00:10:50,840 --> 00:10:52,479 Peggy, I'm going to need you to head back 200 00:10:52,480 --> 00:10:53,959 to the lab again for me. 201 00:10:53,960 --> 00:10:55,679 Not a problem, Sister. 202 00:10:55,680 --> 00:10:56,839 Any signs of anyone else in the room? 203 00:10:56,840 --> 00:10:58,999 Yes, actually. 204 00:10:59,000 --> 00:11:03,159 I found three different hairs on that blanket alone. 205 00:11:03,160 --> 00:11:06,119 What? Three? What, what, what- 206 00:11:06,120 --> 00:11:09,080 what were three of them doing in the bed together? 207 00:11:09,760 --> 00:11:13,639 Well, as Sam said, they're... 208 00:11:13,640 --> 00:11:15,559 well, interesting. [ Chuckles ] 209 00:11:15,560 --> 00:11:25,679 {\an8}? 210 00:11:25,680 --> 00:11:28,439 Hm. I wonder if this document had her name on it. 211 00:11:28,440 --> 00:11:35,119 {\an8}? 212 00:11:35,120 --> 00:11:37,039 "Tan-Tr�sor. 213 00:11:37,040 --> 00:11:40,520 Golden tan, completely safe, all year round." 214 00:11:41,680 --> 00:11:43,840 Another fake tanning lotion? 215 00:11:46,000 --> 00:11:48,239 How intriguing. 216 00:11:48,240 --> 00:11:50,239 Sam: I'm very sorry about your friend. 217 00:11:50,240 --> 00:11:51,599 Charity was more than a friend. 218 00:11:51,600 --> 00:11:53,759 She was a sexual muse. 219 00:11:53,760 --> 00:11:55,840 Why is she here? 220 00:11:57,240 --> 00:12:00,519 Well, Sister Boniface is our scientific advisor. 221 00:12:00,520 --> 00:12:02,679 But that's a clear conflict of interest. 222 00:12:02,680 --> 00:12:04,279 Everyone saw the argument Charity had 223 00:12:04,280 --> 00:12:06,679 with that other nun last night. 224 00:12:06,680 --> 00:12:08,999 Bridie? 225 00:12:09,000 --> 00:12:10,719 Sister Reg. 226 00:12:10,720 --> 00:12:12,639 Well, Charity clearly had some dirt on her. 227 00:12:12,640 --> 00:12:14,199 There's your motive, Inspector. 228 00:12:14,200 --> 00:12:17,279 Of course we'll look into that. 229 00:12:17,280 --> 00:12:22,119 And what is your occupation, Mr. Fletcher? 230 00:12:22,120 --> 00:12:24,279 I'm a hedonist inventor. 231 00:12:24,280 --> 00:12:28,679 Hm. And you, Miss Ashbrook? 232 00:12:28,680 --> 00:12:30,479 Hairdresser. 233 00:12:30,480 --> 00:12:33,320 And... pleasure seeker. 234 00:12:33,880 --> 00:12:37,719 [ Clears throat ] And- And you, sir? 235 00:12:37,720 --> 00:12:40,399 - I'm Dr. Saatvik Bose. - A doctor? 236 00:12:40,400 --> 00:12:44,399 I have a practice in London, on Windfall Lane. 237 00:12:44,400 --> 00:12:46,639 My weeks are stressful. 238 00:12:46,640 --> 00:12:49,279 This is how I choose to relax. 239 00:12:49,280 --> 00:12:52,879 - It beats golf. - [ Chuckles ] I can imagine. 240 00:12:52,880 --> 00:12:56,719 So how long had Charity been part of your, um... 241 00:12:56,720 --> 00:12:59,279 - group? - Miles: Six months. 242 00:12:59,280 --> 00:13:01,479 I invited her to join. 243 00:13:01,480 --> 00:13:03,719 She was my gift to Miles. 244 00:13:03,720 --> 00:13:07,559 She was your- your gift to your boyfriend? 245 00:13:07,560 --> 00:13:09,119 Yes. 246 00:13:09,120 --> 00:13:12,119 Vivian already had me, you see. 247 00:13:12,120 --> 00:13:14,279 But Charity was married. 248 00:13:14,280 --> 00:13:16,399 Not that any of us actually ever met her husband. 249 00:13:16,400 --> 00:13:18,039 She barely mentioned him. 250 00:13:18,040 --> 00:13:20,439 Except to joke about how loaded he was. 251 00:13:20,440 --> 00:13:22,519 - [ Miles chuckles ] - We keep our weekends 252 00:13:22,520 --> 00:13:25,199 together entirely separate from the rest of our lives. 253 00:13:25,200 --> 00:13:27,919 That's the only way it can work. 254 00:13:27,920 --> 00:13:31,999 Miss Ashbrook, might I possibly borrow that ring? 255 00:13:32,000 --> 00:13:34,119 - Vivian: Why? - She doesn't need to explain. 256 00:13:34,120 --> 00:13:36,360 [ Bell tolling in distance ] 257 00:13:38,840 --> 00:13:40,999 Sr Boniface: Thank you. 258 00:13:41,000 --> 00:13:43,319 I'll also need to take hair samples. 259 00:13:43,320 --> 00:13:45,520 - Uh, from all of you. - What? 260 00:13:46,640 --> 00:13:50,559 May her soul, through the mercy of God, rest in peace. 261 00:13:50,560 --> 00:13:54,559 - Amen. - All: Amen. 262 00:13:54,560 --> 00:13:58,599 Right, Sisters, meet out the front in half an hour. 263 00:13:58,600 --> 00:14:01,639 Don't forget your wellies. 264 00:14:01,640 --> 00:14:04,759 We won't keep you longer than necessary, Reverend Mother. 265 00:14:04,760 --> 00:14:06,799 That's all right, Inspector. 266 00:14:06,800 --> 00:14:09,690 We're not going anywhere till after the picnic tomorrow. 267 00:14:11,600 --> 00:14:13,639 Sister Reg. May we have a word, please? 268 00:14:13,640 --> 00:14:15,559 Yes. 269 00:14:15,560 --> 00:14:17,359 [ Clears throat ] 270 00:14:17,360 --> 00:14:20,999 I gather that, uh, Charity was an acquaintance of yours. 271 00:14:21,000 --> 00:14:24,239 Yeah. We were close. 272 00:14:24,240 --> 00:14:26,559 Then we lost contact. 273 00:14:26,560 --> 00:14:30,359 Charity got upset when I became a nun. 274 00:14:30,360 --> 00:14:32,560 She didn't have much time for God. 275 00:14:35,040 --> 00:14:37,040 [ Clears throat ] 276 00:14:38,480 --> 00:14:40,560 If you'll excuse us a moment. 277 00:14:44,480 --> 00:14:48,679 So, I checked Sister Reg's room, as you requested. 278 00:14:48,680 --> 00:14:52,519 And I found this in the wardrobe. 279 00:14:52,520 --> 00:14:57,479 {\an8}? 280 00:14:57,480 --> 00:15:00,599 I'm running the gas chromatography test as we speak. 281 00:15:00,600 --> 00:15:04,039 It has the same notes of horseradish. 282 00:15:04,040 --> 00:15:06,159 I'm also checking the vial for prints. 283 00:15:06,160 --> 00:15:08,119 Thank you, Sister. 284 00:15:08,120 --> 00:15:15,159 {\an8}? 285 00:15:15,160 --> 00:15:17,319 This was found in your wardrobe, Sister. 286 00:15:17,320 --> 00:15:19,439 Sr Reginald: I've never seen it before. 287 00:15:19,440 --> 00:15:21,479 Anyway, how would I know where to get poison from? 288 00:15:21,480 --> 00:15:23,679 I'm no gardener. 289 00:15:23,680 --> 00:15:26,279 So why did you and Charity argue? 290 00:15:26,280 --> 00:15:29,679 I was worried she was gonna get me in trouble. 291 00:15:29,680 --> 00:15:33,999 Back when I used to do her wages, I'd sometimes... 292 00:15:34,000 --> 00:15:35,879 get the numbers wrong. 293 00:15:35,880 --> 00:15:38,959 - You cooked the books? - Only to help her. 294 00:15:38,960 --> 00:15:40,759 Look, she was young, 295 00:15:40,760 --> 00:15:44,239 and the men there were taking advantage of her, 296 00:15:44,240 --> 00:15:46,199 stealing her tips. 297 00:15:46,200 --> 00:15:49,159 So I'd give her extra, off the books. 298 00:15:49,160 --> 00:15:51,959 I told her to put it aside for a rainy day. 299 00:15:51,960 --> 00:15:54,679 And you were afraid that she would tell Reverend Mother? 300 00:15:54,680 --> 00:15:58,359 Of course. What I did's illegal. 301 00:15:58,360 --> 00:16:01,639 But killing people? 302 00:16:01,640 --> 00:16:04,159 I've sort of renounced that. 303 00:16:04,160 --> 00:16:10,119 {\an8}? 304 00:16:10,120 --> 00:16:12,919 Thank you for collecting the spectrometer, Peggy. 305 00:16:12,920 --> 00:16:15,519 I didn't mind. 306 00:16:15,520 --> 00:16:18,479 Oh, is, uh, St. Vincent's being re-decorated? 307 00:16:18,480 --> 00:16:20,239 Not that I know of. Why? 308 00:16:20,240 --> 00:16:21,599 Oh, it's just that Lord Sedgewick was showing 309 00:16:21,600 --> 00:16:23,079 this man round the convent. 310 00:16:23,080 --> 00:16:25,759 And the man had a tape measure. 311 00:16:25,760 --> 00:16:28,679 - How interesting. - Any news, Sister? 312 00:16:28,680 --> 00:16:32,319 Um, well the... 313 00:16:32,320 --> 00:16:36,719 the chromatography shows the poison to be aconite. 314 00:16:36,720 --> 00:16:38,559 Also known as wolfsbane. 315 00:16:38,560 --> 00:16:40,679 I found a plant behind the swimming pool. 316 00:16:40,680 --> 00:16:42,359 Some leaves have recently been torn off. 317 00:16:42,360 --> 00:16:44,399 Right, well, that's our source, then. 318 00:16:44,400 --> 00:16:47,039 In other news, the vial had no fingerprints, 319 00:16:47,040 --> 00:16:49,199 and Charity's glass had none but her own. 320 00:16:49,200 --> 00:16:51,039 Well, that's good news for Sister Reginald. 321 00:16:51,040 --> 00:16:52,519 But it doesn't give us much to go on. 322 00:16:52,520 --> 00:16:54,199 Sister Reginald did seem to know 323 00:16:54,200 --> 00:16:56,399 that the poison came from a garden. 324 00:16:56,400 --> 00:16:59,399 Yes, I'm putting that down to a lucky guess. 325 00:16:59,400 --> 00:17:02,679 I believe our murderer saw Sister Reg argue with the victim 326 00:17:02,680 --> 00:17:06,879 last night and then decided, impulsively, to frame her. 327 00:17:06,880 --> 00:17:09,719 Well, so we can cross off Sister Reginald's name? 328 00:17:09,720 --> 00:17:12,159 Not until we find out who actually did it, Sister. 329 00:17:12,160 --> 00:17:14,439 Yes. Of course. 330 00:17:14,440 --> 00:17:17,199 Felix: So Miles is- is with Vivian, 331 00:17:17,200 --> 00:17:18,519 but then he's also with Charity? 332 00:17:18,520 --> 00:17:20,399 Don't worry, Felix. 333 00:17:20,400 --> 00:17:22,799 I'm still trying to get my head round it, too. 334 00:17:22,800 --> 00:17:24,599 Bingo! 335 00:17:24,600 --> 00:17:27,479 Embedded in Vivian's ring was a fragment of human hair. 336 00:17:27,480 --> 00:17:31,240 The morphology and microscopic features match Charity. 337 00:17:35,480 --> 00:17:39,760 So? Charity shared a lot more than her hair with us. 338 00:17:40,760 --> 00:17:42,759 The root end indicates the hair 339 00:17:42,760 --> 00:17:44,799 was recently pulled from the scalp. 340 00:17:44,800 --> 00:17:48,359 After further examination I discovered a clump of hair 341 00:17:48,360 --> 00:17:50,519 had been pulled from Charity's head. 342 00:17:50,520 --> 00:17:52,839 Was that all part of your fun and games? 343 00:17:52,840 --> 00:17:55,199 Felix: And the scratch on Charity's face... 344 00:17:55,200 --> 00:17:57,959 Fine! 345 00:17:57,960 --> 00:17:59,919 Me and Charity argued yesterday. 346 00:17:59,920 --> 00:18:01,679 Why? 347 00:18:01,680 --> 00:18:05,119 Because Miles admitted he'd been seeing her outside, 348 00:18:05,120 --> 00:18:07,279 in the real world. 349 00:18:07,280 --> 00:18:09,919 They'd broken your rules. 350 00:18:09,920 --> 00:18:12,159 You must have felt betrayed. 351 00:18:12,160 --> 00:18:16,439 I did, for a moment. 352 00:18:16,440 --> 00:18:18,919 I pulled Charity's hair. Hard. 353 00:18:18,920 --> 00:18:22,039 Then she apologised, and then we were fine again. 354 00:18:22,040 --> 00:18:23,959 That's it? 355 00:18:23,960 --> 00:18:25,519 Can you see why this makes you a suspect? 356 00:18:25,520 --> 00:18:27,959 I had a bad moment. 357 00:18:27,960 --> 00:18:31,520 But the love Miles and I share is without bounds. 358 00:18:33,920 --> 00:18:35,999 I could sleep with you tonight, 359 00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:38,680 and he would completely forgive me. 360 00:18:40,840 --> 00:18:42,840 Or her. 361 00:18:43,840 --> 00:18:46,719 Oh, Fishbums. I'm late for charcoal drawing. 362 00:18:46,720 --> 00:19:02,399 {\an8}? 363 00:19:02,400 --> 00:19:05,999 So, do you think I did it? 364 00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:10,199 No! Of course not. And neither does Sam. 365 00:19:10,200 --> 00:19:12,599 Glad to hear it. 366 00:19:12,600 --> 00:19:15,799 I can't believe they are trying to frame Sister Reginald. 367 00:19:15,800 --> 00:19:18,399 Makes me want to strangle them! 368 00:19:18,400 --> 00:19:21,839 I'd refrain if you possibly can, Sister Laurence. 369 00:19:21,840 --> 00:19:24,799 - How was the book reading? - Oh, wonderful. 370 00:19:24,800 --> 00:19:26,799 We read "Three Men in a Boat." 371 00:19:26,800 --> 00:19:29,919 Reverend Mother remembered it was my favourite. 372 00:19:29,920 --> 00:19:32,759 How thoughtful. And the birdwatching? 373 00:19:32,760 --> 00:19:36,079 Sister Jacob's thing. 374 00:19:36,080 --> 00:19:38,160 Sr Boniface: Oh, yes, of course. 375 00:19:39,640 --> 00:19:43,959 {\an8}? 376 00:19:43,960 --> 00:19:46,840 The Reverend Mother is being curiously kind. 377 00:19:48,920 --> 00:19:50,879 Something's not right. 378 00:19:50,880 --> 00:19:54,039 Look, none of this makes sense- 379 00:19:54,040 --> 00:19:55,959 why she brought us here, 380 00:19:55,960 --> 00:19:59,479 why she kept us here, despite everything. 381 00:19:59,480 --> 00:20:01,599 Let's just try and enjoy it. 382 00:20:01,600 --> 00:20:03,680 I agree. 383 00:20:04,120 --> 00:20:06,760 [ Radio playing rock music ] 384 00:20:08,320 --> 00:20:10,479 Get some clothes on. 385 00:20:10,480 --> 00:20:12,479 Leave us alone! 386 00:20:12,480 --> 00:20:14,559 Bohemians! 387 00:20:14,560 --> 00:20:16,839 [ Music continues ] 388 00:20:16,840 --> 00:20:26,239 {\an8}? 389 00:20:26,240 --> 00:20:28,439 Yes, well, what are they like? 390 00:20:28,440 --> 00:20:31,000 Well, it was nice while it lasted. 391 00:20:32,760 --> 00:20:35,359 Qu'est-ce se, Sister? What is it? 392 00:20:35,360 --> 00:20:36,679 Gosh. 393 00:20:36,680 --> 00:20:38,399 It's the same background as the piece 394 00:20:38,400 --> 00:20:40,519 I found up there in Charity's bedroom. 395 00:20:40,520 --> 00:20:43,279 So it's a clue? 396 00:20:43,280 --> 00:20:45,439 Possibly. 397 00:20:45,440 --> 00:20:48,719 Care to give me a hand piecing this thing together, Sisters? 398 00:20:48,720 --> 00:20:50,039 - Yes! - [ Laughs ] 399 00:20:50,040 --> 00:20:53,599 - Look, one there. Oh. - Oh. 400 00:20:53,600 --> 00:20:55,199 What's going on here, Sisters? 401 00:20:55,200 --> 00:20:57,719 A real-life jigsaw, Reverend Mother. 402 00:20:57,720 --> 00:21:00,839 That could help Sister Boniface solve the case. 403 00:21:00,840 --> 00:21:04,639 RM Adrian: Oh. Well, many hands make light work. 404 00:21:04,640 --> 00:21:06,079 Come on, Sisters. 405 00:21:06,080 --> 00:21:08,999 [ Sisters exclaiming ] 406 00:21:09,000 --> 00:21:11,279 - Oh, here. - Found another one. 407 00:21:11,280 --> 00:21:13,720 [ Sisters exclaiming ] 408 00:21:17,120 --> 00:21:19,359 Here! Last two pieces, 409 00:21:19,360 --> 00:21:21,079 that we can see, anyway. 410 00:21:21,080 --> 00:21:23,160 Oh, yes. Thank you, Sisters. 411 00:21:24,751 --> 00:21:28,079 Right, Sister, let's have a look. 412 00:21:28,080 --> 00:21:29,759 Oh, no, we're still missing one piece. 413 00:21:29,760 --> 00:21:31,920 I'm sure we'll get the drift. 414 00:21:35,000 --> 00:21:37,519 [ Gasps ] Holy Mary, Mother of God. 415 00:21:37,520 --> 00:21:38,759 Ooh-la-la! 416 00:21:38,760 --> 00:21:41,879 [ Radio playing music ] 417 00:21:41,880 --> 00:21:45,959 Well, Charity was always looking for creative ways to make cash. 418 00:21:45,960 --> 00:21:47,959 She hated being dependent on her husband. 419 00:21:47,960 --> 00:21:51,519 - I understood that. - We all did, Miles. 420 00:21:51,520 --> 00:21:54,399 Come on. A male strip club? 421 00:21:54,400 --> 00:21:56,279 [ Laughs ] 422 00:21:56,280 --> 00:21:59,399 It's almost sweet how shocked you are by this, Inspector. 423 00:21:59,400 --> 00:22:01,519 No, I'm all for equality. 424 00:22:01,520 --> 00:22:03,119 It's just I don't believe for a second 425 00:22:03,120 --> 00:22:05,079 that she wouldn't have told you lot about it. 426 00:22:05,080 --> 00:22:07,679 Or that she would have torn up her own poster. 427 00:22:07,680 --> 00:22:10,159 Please, just arrest that cockney nun... 428 00:22:10,160 --> 00:22:12,039 - [ Music volume increases ] - ...and leave us to our grief. 429 00:22:12,040 --> 00:22:15,599 This is strange-looking grief. 430 00:22:15,600 --> 00:22:18,439 This is Charity's favourite song. 431 00:22:18,440 --> 00:22:20,319 Saatvik: It's her birthday today. 432 00:22:20,320 --> 00:22:22,799 And she wouldn't want us moping around. 433 00:22:22,800 --> 00:22:27,519 Which is why we're going to have her party after all. 434 00:22:27,520 --> 00:22:29,519 Miles: Be gone. 435 00:22:29,520 --> 00:22:31,600 Thank you for coming. 436 00:22:32,800 --> 00:22:34,800 It's grief time now. 437 00:22:35,800 --> 00:22:38,599 Well, one of them must know why this thing was torn up. 438 00:22:38,600 --> 00:22:39,759 [ Singing in distance ] 439 00:22:39,760 --> 00:22:43,399 What on earth is that? 440 00:22:43,400 --> 00:22:45,959 Oh! 441 00:22:45,960 --> 00:22:49,119 I believe it's what's called a jamming session. 442 00:22:49,120 --> 00:22:51,159 [ Singing continues ] 443 00:22:51,160 --> 00:22:54,639 ? Hallelujah ? 444 00:22:54,640 --> 00:22:58,719 ? Michael, row the boat ashore, hallelujah ? 445 00:22:58,720 --> 00:23:02,240 Reverend Mother's indulging the highly musical Sister Harold. 446 00:23:03,680 --> 00:23:06,480 Further evidence the devil has the best songs. 447 00:23:08,560 --> 00:23:10,679 Spoil sport. 448 00:23:10,680 --> 00:23:12,439 RM Adrian: Yes, yes. 449 00:23:12,440 --> 00:23:16,360 Sister Peter is a fine addition to St. Josephs, I promise. 450 00:23:17,680 --> 00:23:19,839 Thank you, Reverend Mother. 451 00:23:19,840 --> 00:23:31,679 {\an8}? 452 00:23:31,680 --> 00:23:34,680 [ Humming ] 453 00:23:42,120 --> 00:23:55,799 {\an8}? 454 00:23:55,800 --> 00:23:57,959 Looking for gardening tips, Sister? 455 00:23:57,960 --> 00:24:00,039 This was amongst fiction. 456 00:24:00,040 --> 00:24:03,119 And there's a chapter on dangerous Plants. 457 00:24:03,120 --> 00:24:05,359 Might be worth checking for prints. 458 00:24:05,360 --> 00:24:06,999 Mm. 459 00:24:07,000 --> 00:24:10,079 Charity's husband has been found on Sardinia. 460 00:24:10,080 --> 00:24:13,039 He's been informed and is on his way to the UK. 461 00:24:13,040 --> 00:24:15,599 Poor chap. [ Sighs ] 462 00:24:15,600 --> 00:24:17,879 - Sister? - Sr Boniface: Hm? 463 00:24:17,880 --> 00:24:21,279 Felix: Why the interest in fake tan? 464 00:24:21,280 --> 00:24:23,599 - It was something Miles said. - [ Machine beeps ] 465 00:24:23,600 --> 00:24:25,839 Oh, and the results are in. 466 00:24:25,840 --> 00:24:32,839 {\an8}? 467 00:24:32,840 --> 00:24:34,599 Golly. 468 00:24:34,600 --> 00:24:38,119 They share an identical chemical makeup. 469 00:24:38,120 --> 00:24:42,159 Identical? That's unlikely, isn't it? 470 00:24:42,160 --> 00:24:45,879 Miles told me someone else would be profiting from his invention. 471 00:24:45,880 --> 00:24:49,679 So Tan-Tr�sor stole the formula from Miles? 472 00:24:49,680 --> 00:24:51,959 Well, there's one way to find out. 473 00:24:51,960 --> 00:24:54,199 {\an8}? 474 00:24:54,200 --> 00:24:56,279 [ Radio playing music ] 475 00:24:56,280 --> 00:24:58,399 [ Laughter ] 476 00:24:58,400 --> 00:25:06,079 {\an8}? 477 00:25:06,080 --> 00:25:08,919 Nobody stole my invention. 478 00:25:08,920 --> 00:25:11,279 I just got off the phone to the Patent Office. 479 00:25:11,280 --> 00:25:14,479 Yesterday they rejected your fake-tan application. 480 00:25:14,480 --> 00:25:15,599 [ Scoffs ] And? 481 00:25:15,600 --> 00:25:17,439 Well, it turns out last week, 482 00:25:17,440 --> 00:25:20,239 someone applied with the exact same formula. 483 00:25:20,240 --> 00:25:23,759 - Charity. - [ Sighs ] 484 00:25:23,760 --> 00:25:25,679 Must have been a punch in the gut. 485 00:25:25,680 --> 00:25:29,879 - So, what did you do? - I told Vivian. 486 00:25:29,880 --> 00:25:33,399 And that's when it came out that I'd been... seeing Charity. 487 00:25:33,400 --> 00:25:35,079 Did you confront Charity? 488 00:25:35,080 --> 00:25:36,559 I didn't want to ruin her birthday. 489 00:25:36,560 --> 00:25:38,919 Oh, come on. She stole your idea. 490 00:25:38,920 --> 00:25:41,159 She was making money that was rightfully yours. 491 00:25:41,160 --> 00:25:42,959 Maybe even a small fortune. 492 00:25:42,960 --> 00:25:45,199 [ Chuckles ] A small fortune? 493 00:25:45,200 --> 00:25:47,399 With all the fake tans on the market nowadays? 494 00:25:47,400 --> 00:25:50,759 Come on, she was making a couple of quid at most. 495 00:25:50,760 --> 00:25:53,159 Look, she did crazy things. 496 00:25:53,160 --> 00:25:55,079 And that's why I was in love with her. 497 00:25:55,080 --> 00:25:58,999 And I would give all of my future inventions 498 00:25:59,000 --> 00:26:01,280 to have her back again. 499 00:26:04,800 --> 00:26:06,159 Sam: I don't buy it. 500 00:26:06,160 --> 00:26:07,519 We'll need to find out how much money 501 00:26:07,520 --> 00:26:09,279 Charity's making from Tan-Tr�sor. 502 00:26:09,280 --> 00:26:11,960 - Her accountant would know. - Hm. 503 00:26:13,880 --> 00:26:15,599 Sister? What is it? 504 00:26:15,600 --> 00:26:17,759 That book on plants- 505 00:26:17,760 --> 00:26:20,200 it had just one set of prints on it. 506 00:26:23,760 --> 00:26:27,119 I found it in my room! I didn't know what to do. 507 00:26:27,120 --> 00:26:29,839 Concealing evidence is a serious matter, Sister Reginald. 508 00:26:29,840 --> 00:26:32,159 I trust you're not going to lock her up 509 00:26:32,160 --> 00:26:34,199 just for touching a book, Inspector. 510 00:26:34,200 --> 00:26:36,159 I will spare her that for now. 511 00:26:36,160 --> 00:26:39,279 But you will stay in your room, under Peggy's supervision. 512 00:26:39,280 --> 00:26:41,759 And let's hope for your sake 513 00:26:41,760 --> 00:26:44,280 we identify the killer, and soon. 514 00:26:45,880 --> 00:26:48,840 Sr Laurence: Those libertines have done it this time. 515 00:26:51,080 --> 00:26:56,159 I have complete confidence that Sister Boniface will sort it. 516 00:26:56,160 --> 00:26:59,239 And now, on to the weekend 517 00:26:59,240 --> 00:27:02,599 and Sister Francis' favourite activity- 518 00:27:02,600 --> 00:27:05,079 embroidery! 519 00:27:05,080 --> 00:27:07,160 Come, Sisters. 520 00:27:09,600 --> 00:27:11,399 Get her out before the picnic. 521 00:27:11,400 --> 00:27:12,719 Reverend Mother- 522 00:27:12,720 --> 00:27:15,719 Free her from this incarceration! 523 00:27:15,720 --> 00:27:19,959 {\an8}? 524 00:27:19,960 --> 00:27:22,440 [ Footsteps approaching ] 525 00:27:25,360 --> 00:27:27,199 - Sister! - Quick. 526 00:27:27,200 --> 00:27:29,760 We don't have much time. 527 00:27:31,880 --> 00:27:34,639 What about the guard? 528 00:27:34,640 --> 00:27:38,240 Let's just say she's been taken care of. 529 00:27:42,280 --> 00:27:45,319 If we hurry, we can still make the picnic. 530 00:27:45,320 --> 00:27:47,479 [ Chain saw buzzing ] 531 00:27:47,480 --> 00:27:49,359 Stand back, Sister! 532 00:27:49,360 --> 00:27:53,599 {\an8}? 533 00:27:53,600 --> 00:27:55,919 Sam: Sister? 534 00:27:55,920 --> 00:27:58,359 Sister. 535 00:27:58,360 --> 00:27:59,879 Are you all right? 536 00:27:59,880 --> 00:28:01,599 Not really. 537 00:28:01,600 --> 00:28:04,359 - Ah. - Any joy, Felix? 538 00:28:04,360 --> 00:28:07,119 Right, so I was able to track down Charity's accountant, 539 00:28:07,120 --> 00:28:10,759 who told me exactly how much she earned from Tan-Tr�sor. 540 00:28:10,760 --> 00:28:12,079 And? 541 00:28:12,080 --> 00:28:14,239 Seven pounds and eight shillings. 542 00:28:14,240 --> 00:28:15,999 - Is that all? - Darn it. 543 00:28:16,000 --> 00:28:17,479 But here's the thing. 544 00:28:17,480 --> 00:28:20,239 Charity herself was already worth a fortune. 545 00:28:20,240 --> 00:28:22,959 - Really? - Yes. So it seems 546 00:28:22,960 --> 00:28:25,119 that she saved all of her money during the Soho years, 547 00:28:25,120 --> 00:28:28,519 and in 1961 she invested in a betting shop. 548 00:28:28,520 --> 00:28:30,599 Since when gambling has exploded. 549 00:28:30,600 --> 00:28:33,519 Exactly. She now owns a dozen betting shops. 550 00:28:33,520 --> 00:28:35,919 [ Chuckles ] Clever girl. Right. 551 00:28:35,920 --> 00:28:38,639 We need to find out who benefits from Charity's death. 552 00:28:38,640 --> 00:28:40,159 - Ah. I'll see if she has a will. - Mm. 553 00:28:40,160 --> 00:28:42,639 Okay. Sister. 554 00:28:42,640 --> 00:28:44,479 I'm not gonna lie, Sister. 555 00:28:44,480 --> 00:28:46,039 It's not looking good for Sister Reg. 556 00:28:46,040 --> 00:28:47,959 I know. 557 00:28:47,960 --> 00:28:50,800 I keep thinking about that poster. 558 00:28:53,520 --> 00:28:57,079 Right. So given the fragment under the couch, 559 00:28:57,080 --> 00:28:58,799 somebody tore it up about here, 560 00:28:58,800 --> 00:29:00,999 then took the pieces over to the window 561 00:29:01,000 --> 00:29:02,639 and scattered them outside. 562 00:29:02,640 --> 00:29:03,799 But the question is, why? 563 00:29:03,800 --> 00:29:06,199 Quite. 564 00:29:06,200 --> 00:29:08,039 - The missing piece! - Sam: Great. 565 00:29:08,040 --> 00:29:10,919 Perhaps I should look at that fi- ah. 566 00:29:10,920 --> 00:29:11,959 Thank goodness for that. 567 00:29:11,960 --> 00:29:13,839 72 Windfall Lane. 568 00:29:13,840 --> 00:29:15,679 Windfall Lane? 569 00:29:15,680 --> 00:29:18,919 Isn't that where Dr Saatvik's practice is? 570 00:29:18,920 --> 00:29:21,840 Oh, yes. He's in Number 70. 571 00:29:24,120 --> 00:29:26,839 Until Charity showed me that poster yesterday, 572 00:29:26,840 --> 00:29:29,879 I thought next door was going to be a bar. 573 00:29:29,880 --> 00:29:32,279 Your patients are judges and aristocrats. 574 00:29:32,280 --> 00:29:34,879 Not known for their open minds. 575 00:29:34,880 --> 00:29:37,199 Hard to imagine they'd be happy to get their bunions removed 576 00:29:37,200 --> 00:29:39,999 next door to a male strip club. 577 00:29:40,000 --> 00:29:43,519 All right. 578 00:29:43,520 --> 00:29:46,239 I asked her not to go ahead with it. 579 00:29:46,240 --> 00:29:47,599 And what did she say? 580 00:29:47,600 --> 00:29:50,359 [ Scoffs ] She just laughed. 581 00:29:50,360 --> 00:29:52,359 I could not persuade her. 582 00:29:52,360 --> 00:29:56,119 - So what did you do? - [ Chuckles ] 583 00:29:56,120 --> 00:30:00,159 A male strip club would have been a huge scandal. 584 00:30:00,160 --> 00:30:03,399 I was confident the government would prevent it from opening. 585 00:30:03,400 --> 00:30:05,519 So apart from tearing up that poster 586 00:30:05,520 --> 00:30:08,760 and swearing at her, I did nothing. 587 00:30:11,160 --> 00:30:14,319 Look, you've already apprehended the person who did this. 588 00:30:14,320 --> 00:30:17,120 So, please, leave us alone. 589 00:30:20,800 --> 00:30:23,439 I think he's holding back. 590 00:30:23,440 --> 00:30:26,320 Mind you, I think everyone's holding back. 591 00:30:28,840 --> 00:30:32,439 - Ah! - So, according to Charity's solicitor, 592 00:30:32,440 --> 00:30:34,559 all of her wealth goes to her husband, Russell. 593 00:30:34,560 --> 00:30:36,519 - That makes sense. - Mm. 594 00:30:36,520 --> 00:30:38,879 But it doesn't help us free Sister Reginald. 595 00:30:38,880 --> 00:30:41,159 Come on, Felix. Let's go and ask Sister Reginald 596 00:30:41,160 --> 00:30:44,959 if there's anything else she's failed to mention. 597 00:30:44,960 --> 00:30:46,639 Poor Sister Reginald. 598 00:30:46,640 --> 00:30:49,359 - She must be so scared. - Yeah. 599 00:30:49,360 --> 00:30:50,759 Aha! 600 00:30:50,760 --> 00:30:52,559 Mmm! 601 00:30:52,560 --> 00:30:55,239 Do help yourself. 602 00:30:55,240 --> 00:30:57,279 And don't worry. 603 00:30:57,280 --> 00:31:00,600 I hear nuns are really popular in the nick. 604 00:31:02,320 --> 00:31:04,679 Sr Laurence: Not even French cheese. 605 00:31:04,680 --> 00:31:07,199 Philistines. 606 00:31:07,200 --> 00:31:09,999 "You never peel with fake tan." 607 00:31:10,000 --> 00:31:12,039 What? 608 00:31:12,040 --> 00:31:14,879 Vivian's tan isn't fake. It's real. 609 00:31:14,880 --> 00:31:18,160 Which means she must have been somewhere very hot recently. 610 00:31:20,000 --> 00:31:21,919 Where is that cheese from, Sister? 611 00:31:21,920 --> 00:31:23,959 Italy. 612 00:31:23,960 --> 00:31:26,919 - The maggots give it away. - The maggots? 613 00:31:26,920 --> 00:31:30,799 Mm. The Italians get flies to lay eggs on the curd. 614 00:31:30,800 --> 00:31:33,159 Not even the French would go that far. 615 00:31:33,160 --> 00:31:35,439 Italy. 616 00:31:35,440 --> 00:31:37,279 I wonder. 617 00:31:37,280 --> 00:31:39,439 Tell Sam and Felix to meet me on the roof. 618 00:31:39,440 --> 00:31:41,319 As quick as you can, Sister. 619 00:31:41,320 --> 00:31:43,799 Oui. 620 00:31:43,800 --> 00:31:46,560 [ Humming ] 621 00:31:52,440 --> 00:32:21,959 {\an8}? 622 00:32:21,960 --> 00:32:24,040 Vivian: What are you doing? 623 00:32:25,360 --> 00:32:28,599 I see you were in Sardinia recently. 624 00:32:28,600 --> 00:32:31,519 With Charity's husband, Russell. 625 00:32:31,520 --> 00:32:33,119 A client, perhaps? 626 00:32:33,120 --> 00:32:36,039 Or maybe he's more than that? 627 00:32:36,040 --> 00:32:38,879 [ Chuckles ] What are you talking about? 628 00:32:38,880 --> 00:32:41,399 Charity had considerable wealth. 629 00:32:41,400 --> 00:32:46,999 She was also, well, not entirely faithful. 630 00:32:47,000 --> 00:32:51,239 I surmise that Russell decided to take drastic action. 631 00:32:51,240 --> 00:32:55,559 But, as sole inheritor, he knew that he'd be the main suspect, 632 00:32:55,560 --> 00:32:58,319 so he approached you. 633 00:32:58,320 --> 00:33:00,799 How am I doing so far? 634 00:33:00,800 --> 00:33:03,279 You agreed to do the deed this weekend 635 00:33:03,280 --> 00:33:05,999 while Russell was safely away in Italy. 636 00:33:06,000 --> 00:33:07,999 In return, no doubt, 637 00:33:08,000 --> 00:33:10,720 for a significant share of Charity's inheritance. 638 00:33:13,080 --> 00:33:16,599 I know you're trying to save your friend, 639 00:33:16,600 --> 00:33:19,639 but, really, this is desperate. 640 00:33:19,640 --> 00:33:20,999 [ Laughter ] 641 00:33:21,000 --> 00:33:23,279 What's going on? 642 00:33:23,280 --> 00:33:28,079 Miss Marple here reckons I poisoned Charity. 643 00:33:28,080 --> 00:33:30,959 [ Chuckles ] And that I'm working with Russell. 644 00:33:30,960 --> 00:33:33,839 - [ Chuckles ] - Well, we were both with Vivian 645 00:33:33,840 --> 00:33:35,559 when Charity mixed her drink last night. 646 00:33:35,560 --> 00:33:38,600 Exactly, so she couldn't have poisoned her. 647 00:33:39,400 --> 00:33:41,479 [ Gasps ] Ooh! Oh. 648 00:33:41,480 --> 00:33:42,519 [ Panting ] 649 00:33:42,520 --> 00:33:43,799 Gosh. 650 00:33:43,800 --> 00:33:45,880 Saatvik: Careful there, Sister. 651 00:33:47,560 --> 00:33:51,439 - [ Creaking ] - I wonder. 652 00:33:51,440 --> 00:33:53,439 But then why change her mind? 653 00:33:53,440 --> 00:33:55,520 What's she on about now? 654 00:33:57,160 --> 00:34:00,280 Oh, yes, of course. 655 00:34:00,281 --> 00:34:04,079 Your initial plan was to make Charity's death 656 00:34:04,080 --> 00:34:05,879 look like an accidental fall. 657 00:34:05,880 --> 00:34:09,479 But then she invited 15 nuns to her party- 658 00:34:09,480 --> 00:34:12,159 15 potential witnesses. 659 00:34:12,160 --> 00:34:15,719 So you changed to poison. 660 00:34:15,720 --> 00:34:18,639 [ Scoffs ] That doesn't really make any sense either. 661 00:34:18,640 --> 00:34:21,559 Yes. Don't you think we would have noticed Vivian 662 00:34:21,560 --> 00:34:23,599 pushing Charity off the roof? 663 00:34:23,600 --> 00:34:30,439 {\an8}? 664 00:34:30,440 --> 00:34:32,519 Bingo! 665 00:34:32,520 --> 00:34:34,399 You were all in on it. 666 00:34:34,400 --> 00:34:36,679 You were all going to say that you saw Charity slip 667 00:34:36,680 --> 00:34:38,760 and fall over the edge. 668 00:34:40,200 --> 00:34:44,919 W-Why would we all team up to murder Charity? 669 00:34:44,920 --> 00:34:47,559 Your individual gripes have distracted us. 670 00:34:47,560 --> 00:34:51,239 But I can see now that you planned Charity's murder 671 00:34:51,240 --> 00:34:54,080 for one simple reason. 672 00:34:55,320 --> 00:34:59,120 Greed. You all wanted her money. 673 00:35:01,440 --> 00:35:04,839 Not just a pretty face then, Sister? 674 00:35:04,840 --> 00:35:08,440 So, which of you actually poisoned her? 675 00:35:10,240 --> 00:35:11,759 We all did. 676 00:35:11,760 --> 00:35:14,239 [ Radio playing music ] 677 00:35:14,240 --> 00:35:32,399 {\an8}? 678 00:35:32,400 --> 00:35:35,200 - Happy birthday, sexy. - Mm. 679 00:35:36,640 --> 00:35:38,679 - 21 again. - [ Laughs ] 680 00:35:38,680 --> 00:35:43,719 {\an8}? 681 00:35:43,720 --> 00:35:46,439 - Love you. - Mm. Love you, too, darling. 682 00:35:46,440 --> 00:35:48,719 [ Chuckles and smooches ] 683 00:35:48,720 --> 00:35:51,719 Manhattan, extra strong. 684 00:35:51,720 --> 00:35:54,040 Just the way I like it. 685 00:35:56,680 --> 00:35:58,680 To love. 686 00:35:59,080 --> 00:36:01,119 - To love. - To love. - To love. 687 00:36:01,120 --> 00:36:06,279 {\an8}? 688 00:36:06,280 --> 00:36:08,560 Charity: Mm. Ah. 689 00:36:09,600 --> 00:36:10,959 [ Chuckles ] 690 00:36:10,960 --> 00:36:12,679 Oh, the poor girl. 691 00:36:12,680 --> 00:36:15,039 Save your tears, Sister. 692 00:36:15,040 --> 00:36:17,159 Shed them for yourself. 693 00:36:17,160 --> 00:36:19,999 Looks like our first plan won't be wasted after all. 694 00:36:20,000 --> 00:36:22,359 [ Gasping ] 695 00:36:22,360 --> 00:36:24,440 [ Metal clangs ] 696 00:36:25,840 --> 00:36:28,679 How dare you! 697 00:36:28,680 --> 00:36:30,359 - [ Sisters shouting ] - Saatvik: What the...? 698 00:36:30,360 --> 00:36:33,440 You let her go, or you'll have us to deal with! 699 00:36:34,400 --> 00:36:38,600 Ah! Not so full of yourselves now, are you? 700 00:36:39,600 --> 00:36:41,760 Everything all in hand, Sisters? 701 00:36:44,800 --> 00:36:46,479 [ Exhales ] 702 00:36:46,480 --> 00:36:50,239 {\an8}? 703 00:36:50,240 --> 00:36:52,199 [ Sisters cheering ] 704 00:36:52,200 --> 00:36:56,039 I hear bohemians are very popular behind bars. 705 00:36:56,040 --> 00:36:57,559 [ Sisters "ooh" ] 706 00:36:57,560 --> 00:37:00,079 I'm curious- which one of you put the poison 707 00:37:00,080 --> 00:37:02,199 into Charity's drink? 708 00:37:02,200 --> 00:37:04,599 Oh, they won't betray each other. 709 00:37:04,600 --> 00:37:06,319 Their love is unbreakable. 710 00:37:06,320 --> 00:37:07,959 Mm. It's a shame, 711 00:37:07,960 --> 00:37:11,359 given the years off you can get for cooperation. 712 00:37:11,360 --> 00:37:13,079 - It was Saatvik. - What? 713 00:37:13,080 --> 00:37:15,199 No, no, no, no. We were in this together. 714 00:37:15,200 --> 00:37:17,399 Well, you were the one that actually put the poison in her drink. 715 00:37:17,400 --> 00:37:19,399 Well, Miles was going to push her off the roof. 716 00:37:19,400 --> 00:37:22,359 - Miles: No, I wasn't! - Vivian: Yes, you were! 717 00:37:22,360 --> 00:37:24,759 You were the one who insisted it had to be this weekend. 718 00:37:24,760 --> 00:37:26,679 - No, I didn't! - You did. 719 00:37:26,680 --> 00:37:30,200 [ Chuckles ] So much for their unbreakable love. 720 00:37:33,120 --> 00:37:36,079 Russell has been arrested off the plane at Gatwick. 721 00:37:36,080 --> 00:37:38,559 Ah, I would have loved to have seen his face. 722 00:37:38,560 --> 00:37:40,559 [ Engine starts ] 723 00:37:40,560 --> 00:37:42,999 [ Sisters cheering ] 724 00:37:43,000 --> 00:37:49,479 {\an8}? 725 00:37:49,480 --> 00:37:52,879 Multiple perpetrators. Gosh. 726 00:37:52,880 --> 00:37:57,239 Yes. It's like "Murder on the Orient Express." 727 00:37:57,240 --> 00:38:00,879 Yes, Felix! Yes, it is! Very impressive. 728 00:38:00,880 --> 00:38:03,759 Shall we go and get your friend, Sister? 729 00:38:03,760 --> 00:38:11,719 {\an8}? 730 00:38:11,720 --> 00:38:14,640 Finally! [ Laughs ] 731 00:38:15,520 --> 00:38:16,999 [ Upbeat music plays ] 732 00:38:17,000 --> 00:38:19,479 [ Sisters cheering ] 733 00:38:19,480 --> 00:38:28,879 {\an8}? 734 00:38:28,880 --> 00:38:31,319 Are you sure you won't join us, Reverend Mother? 735 00:38:31,320 --> 00:38:35,559 Quite sure. I'm going to go and give thanks for our weekend. 736 00:38:35,560 --> 00:38:39,519 Meet me out the front in an hour, 737 00:38:39,520 --> 00:38:42,199 ready for the picnic. 738 00:38:42,200 --> 00:38:45,520 [ Sisters cheering and laughing ] 739 00:38:49,240 --> 00:38:51,199 Reverend Mother, I meant to tell you- 740 00:38:51,200 --> 00:38:54,079 I've had some, well, very exciting ideas 741 00:38:54,080 --> 00:38:55,879 about this Christmas at St. Vincent's. 742 00:38:55,880 --> 00:38:58,039 I would love to discuss them with you. 743 00:38:58,040 --> 00:39:03,239 Um... just enjoy yourself while you're here, Sister. 744 00:39:03,240 --> 00:39:05,239 [ Down-tempo music plays ] 745 00:39:05,240 --> 00:39:17,639 {\an8}? 746 00:39:17,640 --> 00:39:20,439 Ah! You're early. 747 00:39:20,440 --> 00:39:22,839 Which is ironic, given your time-keeping 748 00:39:22,840 --> 00:39:25,759 the last couple of days. 749 00:39:25,760 --> 00:39:29,759 Apologies again for my erratic attendance, Reverend Mother. 750 00:39:29,760 --> 00:39:31,839 I appreciate how tolerant you've been with me. 751 00:39:31,840 --> 00:39:33,920 Oh, I'm glad you've noticed. 752 00:39:36,400 --> 00:39:39,359 Oh, that's why you didn't tell me off. 753 00:39:39,360 --> 00:39:41,079 The investigation was my treat! 754 00:39:41,080 --> 00:39:45,639 I had actually planned a murder-mystery game, 755 00:39:45,640 --> 00:39:50,599 but seems it wasn't necessary after all. 756 00:39:50,600 --> 00:39:52,680 Thank you. 757 00:39:54,560 --> 00:39:56,759 Reverend Mother, 758 00:39:56,760 --> 00:39:59,079 I believe that you're about to share 759 00:39:59,080 --> 00:40:02,719 some very bad news with us. 760 00:40:02,720 --> 00:40:04,799 About the convent. 761 00:40:04,800 --> 00:40:06,719 I think that's why you brought us here, 762 00:40:06,720 --> 00:40:10,239 why you insisted on staying on, 763 00:40:10,240 --> 00:40:15,039 and why you've given everyone such a marvellous time. 764 00:40:15,040 --> 00:40:18,159 Because... 765 00:40:18,160 --> 00:40:20,799 it's all about to end. 766 00:40:20,800 --> 00:40:23,600 Nothing gets past you, does it, Sister? 767 00:40:25,760 --> 00:40:28,919 I wanted one last chance for us to be together, 768 00:40:28,920 --> 00:40:32,399 happy, thinking only of the present. 769 00:40:32,400 --> 00:40:34,239 Of course, I wasn't counting on everything else 770 00:40:34,240 --> 00:40:36,199 that's happened. 771 00:40:36,200 --> 00:40:38,439 [ Sighs ] 772 00:40:38,440 --> 00:40:41,039 I won't lie. 773 00:40:41,040 --> 00:40:47,519 The prospect of sharing these tidings terrifies me. 774 00:40:47,520 --> 00:40:50,519 There will be shock, 775 00:40:50,520 --> 00:40:53,119 and sadness, of course. 776 00:40:53,120 --> 00:40:58,199 But there will also be enormous gratitude, 777 00:40:58,200 --> 00:41:00,720 for everything that you've done for us. 778 00:41:03,880 --> 00:41:06,999 I won't say anything to the others. 779 00:41:07,000 --> 00:41:09,079 I know you won't. 780 00:41:09,080 --> 00:41:14,759 {\an8}? 781 00:41:14,760 --> 00:41:16,879 Reverend Mother. 782 00:41:16,880 --> 00:41:20,679 We wanted to thank you for spoiling us this weekend. 783 00:41:20,680 --> 00:41:25,879 So after our embroidery session, we made you a little gift. 784 00:41:25,880 --> 00:41:28,959 Oh. 785 00:41:28,960 --> 00:41:32,480 Oh, that is the loveliest thing. 786 00:41:34,760 --> 00:41:37,839 But I don't feel I deserve this. 787 00:41:37,840 --> 00:41:42,120 Y-You see, I have some sad news to share. 788 00:41:43,160 --> 00:41:46,080 Our family, our happy family... 789 00:41:47,840 --> 00:41:51,199 ...is to be broken up. [ Exhales shakily ] 790 00:41:51,200 --> 00:41:56,840 You see, S-St. Vincent's will be sold to a property developer. 791 00:41:58,000 --> 00:42:01,919 They will create homes on the land and- 792 00:42:01,920 --> 00:42:06,039 and turn the convent into flats. 793 00:42:06,040 --> 00:42:10,639 Soon we will all be dispersed across the country. 794 00:42:10,640 --> 00:42:13,839 Which is why I wanted this weekend 795 00:42:13,840 --> 00:42:16,599 for us all to be together one last time. 796 00:42:16,600 --> 00:42:19,079 I don't want to be dispersed. 797 00:42:19,080 --> 00:42:21,679 I want us to stay together. 798 00:42:21,680 --> 00:42:24,279 Is there nothing we can do? 799 00:42:24,280 --> 00:42:28,039 Believe me, I've examined every possibility, but... 800 00:42:28,040 --> 00:42:34,799 {\an8}? 801 00:42:34,800 --> 00:42:38,439 How about we all hold hands, Sisters? 802 00:42:38,440 --> 00:42:44,959 {\an8}? 803 00:42:44,960 --> 00:42:47,959 Whatever happens in the future, 804 00:42:47,960 --> 00:42:51,159 wherever we all end up, 805 00:42:51,160 --> 00:42:55,599 we will always, always... 806 00:42:55,600 --> 00:42:57,959 be a family. 807 00:42:57,960 --> 00:42:59,599 RM Adrian: Amen. 808 00:42:59,600 --> 00:43:01,359 Amen. 809 00:43:01,360 --> 00:43:03,359 Sisters: Amen. 810 00:43:03,360 --> 00:43:20,319 {\an8}? 811 00:43:20,320 --> 00:43:22,640 {\an8}[ Theme music plays ] 812 00:43:24,440 --> 00:43:26,479 {\an8}[ Woman vocalising ] 813 00:43:26,480 --> 00:44:00,800 {\an8}? 814 00:44:00,850 --> 00:44:05,400 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0